Aug 15 2007

Grannies Get It Right

Category: PersonalChrisM @ 5:06 am

I don’t know if they are famous for saying it here in Kazakhstan, but back in Britain, a common phrase associated with the elderly is ‘the policemen are just getting younger and younger these days’. Well, Thames Valley police force have created a slightly farcical situation that makes it sound like the grannies had it right.
Two 16, yes SIXTEEN year olds are being taken on as Community Support Officers (CSOs)! The regular police force has long had issues with the use of non-police officers patrolling in uniform, but this really takes the biscuit. Of course the Officers are bringing out the line that such young teenagers will be able to better interface with young trouble makers on the street, but to place these 16 year olds in uniform is pure madness, IMO.

The deputy chairman of the Police Federation, (I believe this is the union of police officers, mainly the rank and file, rather than those who spend most of their day behind a desk meeting politicians and local business men), Alan Gordon, stated “To expect 16-year-olds to have the knowledge of life, maturity and judgment to tackle incidents is incredulous.”
It is possible the two youngsters will have the power to to detain citizens until a (real) police officer arrives, protect crime scenes, and attempt to deal with more minor offences directly. The strangest situations will involve those where motor vehicles or alcohol are involved – they could confiscate drinks from people, even though they can not legally buy it, or stop someone from driving a car that they can’t even legally drive themselves. (Unlike America, you have to be 17 to take your driving test in Britain.)

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Aug 10 2007

BG Charity Event – Part #4

Category: Eating Out,Friends,Kazakhstan,PersonalChrisM @ 7:36 pm

Right, I think I now have all the text deciphered 🙂 This is the last of the posts on the charity event organized by BG (British Gas) Kazakhstan to raise funds for the Kazakh Paralympic team and their trip to the Paralympics next year at Beijing, China.
Throughout the evening, there were draws for the raffle, with prizes donated by local businesses. The worst was a 20% discount card from a jeweller. If I ever discover the name of the company that ‘donated’ some guaranteed business for themselves, I will gladly post it here, possibly with the anchor text ‘Tight Fisted Profit Obsessed Dratsab’ 🙁 Any way, the rest of the prizes were very good, and from the ones I remembered to tap into my phone as we went along, we have a couple of mobile phones, quite a few massages (I am assuming they were of the reputable variety 😉 ), dance lessons, a couple of weekends at a hotel, a few restaurant cards (pre-paid with about $150 on them I think), body spa vouchers, quite a few pre-paid SIM cards with credit pre-applied to them, some month passes for a local gym, a return ticket to Almaty (for one person). In between the raffle sessions, we had a belly dancer. We did not win anything, but unlike the lottery or fruit machines, it was good to know our cash was going to a very worth cause.
Then came the main event (in terms of fund raising) – the auction. This was basically the realm of either foreigners on foreign wages, or Kazakhs who were lucky enough to have a job that paid Western wages. The bidders were very generous, paying more than the item was worth in each case. There was another weekend stay in a luxury hotel here in Astana, and also another return flight to Almaty. The hotel stay was won for 75,000 Tenge (around $575), and then immediately returned to be bid on again (basically a large charitable donation from the first winner), where it then raised a further 55,000 Tenge (around $420). We then had the deputy chairman of the Kazakh Paralympic Committee give a small speech, during which an outrageously rude American group at a table behind us talked loudly all through. If it hadn’t been a corporate event that involved people Irina knew from work, I’d have gladly quietly told the ignorant rude idiots to shut the hell up or take their inconsequential conversation outside. Anyway, the return flight to Almaty sold for 100,500 Tenge (around $775), I think this was also put back in the pot to be re-sold and raise more money for the charity, though I appear to have forgotten to record the second amount. Apologies. Nope, scratch that, I entered the details at the end of my notes. The second time round the ticket sold for 60,000 Tenge (~$460). The ticket was then put back into the auction AGAIN, and resold for a 3rd time, for 51,000 Tenge ($390). So the two auctions items managed to raise around $2600 just by themselves! Altogether, with entrance tickets, donations & raffle tickets also included, the evening raised around 800,000 Tenge ($6200). I will certainly be keeping an eye out on TV for any coverage the Kazakh Paralympic team get next year in Shanghai 🙂

Oh, and just for any hard core cynics out there, this is not a sponsored post, I just see this as being a worthy cause to promote.

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