Jul 17 2007

Spitoons

Category: Kazakhstan,PersonalChrisM @ 4:06 am

It is strange what concepts or ideas can sometimes inspire a post on my blog. A couple of meandering witterings ago, I mentioned I needed a spitoon having uttered two dirty words, as far as I am concerned at least. Anyway, as I was not sure how to spell it (in case you care, both spitoon or spittoon are apparently OK) , and I do not always trust FireFox’s built in spell checker, I popped over to Wikipedia, and bought up the page on spitoons.

Now, should the need ever arise, I can talk for, oh at least 30 seconds, on the subject of receptacles to spit into ยง. So why exactly did it fire my poor synapses momentarily? I think Kazakhstan needs a lot more public spitoons (or just plain rubbish bins) to prevent spit from just collecting on the pavements, and making otherwise respectable men look like British chavs in just a few seconds.

OK, what I really wish for is spitting to be frowned on a lot more over here, but as that has a snow flakes chance in hell of occurring, I would truly be happy if people just spat into something, rather than where I walk. It is like being back in the Lower High Street in Cheltenham. ahem, sorry, make that the ‘West End‘ LMFAO ๐Ÿ™‚

OK, random suggestion over, just one more thing I especially liked – a quote from the Wiki

If you expect to rate as a gentleman
Do not expectorate on the floor

Now how do I say that in Kazakh, and where do I find taxi quickly enough afterwards to prevent a beating for being a smug self righteous bar steward ๐Ÿ˜‰ ?
ยง (Because we all know that anything found on the internet has to be true, don’t we ๐Ÿ˜‰ )

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2 Responses to “Spitoons”

  1. Bad Spammer says:

    Hey, nice blog but occasionally I see a issue whereby the top navigation toolbar can’t be viewed. it’s mainly on the main web-page Regards

    • ChrisM says:

      You need to make sure you don’t use the same message on multiple blogs if you want your comments and more importantly URL field to be left alone before being approved.