1) Enjoy your nice food, have a couple of drinks.
2) Nip of to the other kitchen to have a cigarette (Babushka was eating with us)
Sounding ok so far?
3) Return and attempt to walk behind someone sat on a bench
4) Kick the bench, and end up screaming fuuuuuuuuuurrow in an attempt not to swear infront of in-laws and aforementioned babushka.
Proof?
Since the photo it has got a little more green, and still doesn’t cope very well with being walked on.
Hey ho…