Apr 01 2013

Tangents Are Fun To Follow

Category: Personal,VideosChrisM @ 6:55 pm

And so the latest artist to pop into my random clicking? E-dubble

The Freestyle Friday tracks display a rawer talent, and perhaps my predilection for rap/hip-hop that isn’t all about bee-atches and guns.

Whilst I have your attention, if you have ever enjoyed any of the Rap Battle News embeds on this blog, you may just find this WordPress-based video of interest.

Or not. But if you get a few spare minutes, please do check both of these videos out. Take the mick and/or ignore them forever more, but I like the style, and check the URL here – ChrisMerriman.com – in years past, I posted a lot about Kazakhstan, Windows Mobile apps & custom ROMs and conspiracy theories. If you’re still here, then maybe you occasionally enjoy the randomness and find some things of interest?

Oh, I almost forgot, e-dubble’s site can be found here.


Mar 27 2013

“@bengoldacre: The Church Of England PR people mus…

Category: TweetsChrisM @ 8:48 am

@bengoldacre: The Church Of England PR people must have prayed nobody would notice bit.ly/YSplI7


Mar 08 2013

IWD 2013

Category: PersonalChrisM @ 2:33 pm

Congratulations with International Women’s Day, from me and Tim. Can I also be cheeky and congratulate you with Mothering Sunday (British Mother’s Day) slightly in advance, if applicable. If you know any British men who haven’t organized cards or flowers for this Sunday for their Mums, remind them today is the last day they will be able to order online! ChrisM


Mar 07 2013

Sydney

Category: Friends,Personal,PicturesChrisM @ 9:05 pm

Wow, the gap between spending in time in Australia and writing about it is starting to show. I’ll have to try and get myself in the same frame of mind to recall what happened.
First evening and next morning spent recovering from the long and mildly stressful journey. Got down to looking into a few IT based problems, and then meeting a couple of Alex and Mat’s friends.
More lovely cooking from Mat on the balcony, kangaroo steaks, and ameal or two out.
With Mat’s work schedule, I wasn’t going to have a lot of time in Brisbane (we had originally planned a chilled out road trip to get up to Brisbane, where the majority of our friends live), so I booked a flight for the Friday of next week, and then wandered around Alex’s local area, meeting more friends and popping down to a beach and a couple of beauty spots.

Sydney (Somewhere) Rocks

Sydney (Somewhere) Rocks

We also decided I should try and fit in the stereotypical tourist sights in Sydney, so caught a ferry from Manly to Sydney proper. Along the way, we saw Sydney Harbour Bridge and the Opera House. Being so close, and not wanting to miss out on the iconic building, we walked on over and took a few photos, before moving on into the city. After grabbing a few souvenirs for people in Astana, we grabbed a drink and headed home.

Someone Else's (Much Better) Photo Of Sydney Harbour Bridge - WikiMedia

Someone Else’s (Much Better) Photo Of Sydney Harbour Bridge – WikiMedia

Alex Comes Out Of Her Shell

Alex Comes Out Of Her Shell

Sydney Opera House

Sydney Opera House

Self Administered Vulcan Mind Meld Fails To Engage

Self Administered Vulcan Mind Meld Fails To Engage

It didn’t take long for me to see why Alex was happy staying in Australia, but Irina had already warned me that any attempts to see Australia as a “compromise” between staying in Astana and moving back to Britain would fall on deaf ears. Whilst enjoying my time in Sydney, I was also looking forward to Brisbane, where the rest of the British friends lived. To be continued…


Mar 07 2013

Converging Through The Decades

Category: PersonalChrisM @ 7:05 pm

As long-term dedicated readers of this site may remember, one of the reasons I find technology so interesting is convergence. Whenever I save up for a new gadget, one of the first things I will do is look at what can be done with the input or output stages (or indeed the middle – often processing of data) to hook it up into a system, sometimes beyond the original design concept. I started with simple things back in the late 90s/early 2000s, like creating a Heath Robinson style security system. It involved my first digital camera acting as a webcam, some software that analysed a flow of JPGs (a raw video stream wasn’t accessible), looking for changes in the image. Luckily, the tolerance was adjustable, as the digital noise the webcam created, combined with shadows on the floor meant initially that a lot of false alerts were created. Next I had to consider resources – this system was hosted on our one and only PC at the time (to consider such a scarcity of devices now is scary πŸ™‚ ), which spent most of the day downloading (Public Domain or CC-licensed material obviously!) from FTP servers.
The problem was the image processing hogged most of the K6-2 (or it may have been an early Duron?) CPU, meaning downloads sometime stalled, or if I attempted to use Messenger to have a video chat with someone, the system would slow to a crawl. The solution? Masking – basically telling the software that 95% of the JPG could be ignored. There was not much point in monitoring the ceiling for example, and there were only two doors to the room. So, by telling the application to only monitor areas around the gap between the double door, and the other door’s handle, our PC was suddenly a lot more responsive. If a change was observed, a few actions were triggered, a 30 second video was recorded to the hard drive (which was immediately uploaded to an FTP server, in case the PC was stolen), an e-mail was sent to an address that I set up just for this purpose, and finally a 30 second stream of JPGs were copied to the folder my HTTP server used for media. My mobile phone was set to check the e-mail account every 15 minutes, and alert me if a message had arrived. If someone entered the room when I was at work, I could at the very least check the video from the (off-site) FTP server, and if the PC hadn’t yet been stolen, I could check the still images (higher resolution and quality) via the HTTP server to check who had come into the room. There was a very rudimentary one way communication system, where I could remotely record a low-bitrate WAV file that would then playback on the PC (assuming I had remembered to leave the speakers on).

Mobile Landline

Anyway, catching up a little closer to present time, I looked at a business’ premises last year with DanS. He was intending to put a bid in to supply IT support, and had me in mind to do the actual work on the ground. We went through the different locations, making a note of the equipment in place, and the somewhat ad hoc network infrastructure. I did wince when I saw an old (non-server edition) Mac mini being envisaged as a network file server. Probably 25% plain old prejudice against anything Apple based, and 75% lack of familiarity with the network technologies involved. As we finished the tour, I asked Dan (who had visited previously) what their telephony system was based upon. I had expected to find a few normal landlines had been installed, with a single ADSL line for internet browsing and VoIP shared amongst all the offices. Instead, there were no wires outside of the premises “plumbed” in at all! It all went through a WiMax connection, with the aerial on top of the middle building. Although I had heard of a WiMax trial being put in place five or six years ago, our application was eventually in vain, as local businesses (on our street at least) had complained about potential interference. It turns out they also had some sort of system in place that could automatically route calls to various phone points in the building, or out to staff members in the city, via nominated mobile phone numbers. Virtual PBX is a technology whose label I had come across, but didn’t really understand the specifics until I spent some time reading up on the topic. I ended up editing the Wikipedia page on it a little, as the original ending to a sentence had some how been lost during an unrelated edit. Unfortunately, no one ended up with the company’s contract (they were very local, I could have even walked there during summer months, and the money would have meant I could pay off my share of Irina’s credit card bill a lot quicker), but it did at least get me to open my eyes to a few areas of technology and convergence that I hadn’t considered important/relevant before.
Although with Anna and Tim now taking up a lot of our time, I do still occasionally think of new approaches to old problems, and to start to wonder what answers lie at our finger tips, if only we would consider new uses for existing hardware and software. These are mostly thought experiments, as new gadgets cost money, and bodging old hardware with a soldering iron requires time when no little hands are likely to pull a red hot stick of metal on to themselves, and a steadier hand than I have now, especially with the increasing use of surface mounted devices (tiny little components which take up a tenth of a finger nail, instead of capacitors and resistors that hurt when you threw them at people!).
What ever happens, I’m sure that Heath Robinson style (in terms of make do and mend, rather than the Rube Goldberg pretty, but unnecessary eccentric aspect) solutions will always indicate that a proper company will soon step into the breach and supply professional solution to a problem. Until that point, raise a glass to the home based bodogers!


Mar 07 2013

“@SalmaYaqoob: English Defence League: Nazis, raci…

Category: TweetsChrisM @ 8:53 am

@SalmaYaqoob: English Defence League: Nazis, racists and… wallies. http://t.co/atdNQE9uLB via @BarnabyEdwards

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Mar 03 2013

Anna enjoying an ice cream, after choosing a toy f…

Category: Anna's Photos,TweetsChrisM @ 2:58 pm

Anna enjoying an ice cream, after choosing a toy from Nana&John + Baba Klava’s birthday money. Thank you from her. twitpic.com/c89ync

Anna With An Ice Cream Post-Present Shopping


Feb 18 2013

Abu Dhabi – Almost Australia!

Category: Friends,Personal,PicturesChrisM @ 8:55 pm

So, where was I? Arriving in Abu Dhabi, having left Astana on Monday 22nd of October, early morning, to Almaty. See the last post for details on why the flight to China that night, didn’t have me on board. Anyway, the next day I was on an Etihad plane, very happy to finally be getting closer to Australia. Except Abu Dhabi is actually a bit East of Almaty, so I was going in the wrong direction, and the ticket price bought a tear to my eye. I just have to hope my earnings are enough this year to pay off Irina’s credit card quickly. I think I had about 10 hours to kill in Abu Dhabi airport, which wasn’t as boring or sleep inducing as I’d feared it would be. I had not been to the airport since 2005, when it was a just a few duty free shops and nothing to occupy your mind. After a McDonalds on arrival (it had been a long time since I had been in one πŸ™‚ ), walking around the different terminals and eventually a Burger King (no bacon available, strangely enough), I found a bar next to a smoking room, so spent the rest of my time having some chips with a few Long Island Iced Teas, whilst reading another book. On to the next flight with no problems, barring some mid-air engine problems, I was now a mere 14 or so hours from meeting up with Alex and Mat!

Shot The Next Week, But Too Funky To Not Post Now!

Shot The Next Week, But Too Funky To Not Post Now!

Once the plane landed in Sydney, it was somehow the 25th of October, and once I convinced the Customs official that I wasn’t bringing in any food, drink or plant matter (they had my mini-suitcase on a table, I was sure they would open it up and I would have to explain I thought the limit was still 200 cigarettes (the limit is 50!), but I must have looked like I wasn’t the sort of person to bring in alien plants, so I walked out into the public area of the airport. Knowing that I would be getting twitchy from the lack of internet soon, I headed over to Vodafone’s counter and purchased an Australian Pay As You Go SIM card, re-jiggled the placement of SIMs in three different phones and grabbed a quick drink. In no time at all, Mat and Alex arrived, and after squealing and hugs (we’ll just pretend that was only Alex and not me as well πŸ˜‰ ) we jumped in their Ute (an Australian term (meaning a utility vehicle with a flat tray at the back) I quickly grew to love) and even managed to get out of the airport grounds before the slightly obscene parking charges kicked in.

Not from my trip!

After so many months in Central Asia, it was great to be in a more friendly environment, where the driving wasn’t manic, people smiled at complete strangers, and I was going to finally get to catch up with friends I hadn’t seen in years. We got back to Mat and Alex’s flat, and after a Kangaroo burger cooked on the barbecue sitting on the balcony, I finally started to unwind after four days of travelling and not much sleep. I’ll leave the details of Sydney, and Brisbane (I arrived there November 2nd I think?) for another post.


Feb 14 2013

Horse Meat – Much Ado About Nothing?

Category: Eating Out,Kazakhstan,PersonalChrisM @ 4:52 pm

OK, so let’s start with the basics…

In Britain, and a lot of the Western world, horses are not bred for, nor considered as an option for, their meal-time meat. (Though I’m aware that areas of France (especially if you include donkeys), Portugal and Spain include horse meat on their menus, my knowledge of Europe beyond the West is pretty scarce, especially when it comes to culinary conventions, sorry.)

Here in Kazakhstan, especially by Kazakhs, horse is considered to be a normal meat/edible flesh, in the same way as chicken, beef or fish is. Although horses bred for eating are treated very differently, and indeed look different, to those destined for racing or transport on the steppe, a horse is just another animal that serves a purpose.

Recently, investigations have revealed that some supposedly beef-based ready made meals in Europe (stories from Britain have cropped up most in my online reading) have contained very high proportions of horse meat. Now, to the people that keep horses as cherished companions/pets, especially around younger children, I can completely understand the revulsion many will have felt… However, to most of the other people now loudly exclaiming their revulsion online, and threatening boycotts, I have to ask, how many had already consumed these not-pure lasagne/bolognese/mince meat, and not noticed a thing at the time?
For anyone honestly able to recall a yuck-what-the-hell-is-this? incident PRIOR to hearing about the scandal, my sympathies are with you. To all the others, I would simply ask, do you not now consider horse meat to be a viable alternative? If not in your homeland, where social convention leads you to consider horses as some how more sacred than other mammals, then at least if/when you travel abroad?

I have eaten horse meat more times than I can specifically count, and the only problem I have with it is the method… beshbarmaq is flat sheets of pasta (not too dissimilar to lasagne, in that respect, spookily enough) with onions and boiled horse meat. Other than crisps (I failed to find images of these online, sorry), this meal is the only time I’ve knowingly encountered and consumed horse meat. Besides a big joint of ham, all meats should be baked/grilled/fried as far as my fussy taste buds are concerned!

Anyway, if you couldn’t tell the difference when you consumed a “tainted” UK ready meal, perhaps it is time to consider whether horse meat always belongs on your no-no list?


Feb 05 2013

“@cjcmichel: Kazakhstan’s foreign minister has, ah…

Category: TweetsChrisM @ 11:06 am

@cjcmichel: Kazakhstan’s foreign minister has, ah, jokes? ‘We are trying hard to become a viable democracy.’ theparliament.com/latest-news/ar…


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