Mar 19 2011

Ben’s birthday party @ Maria’s…

Category: Eating Out,Friends,Pictures,TweetsChrisM @ 11:09 pm

Ben’s birthday party @ Maria’s.Nice meat.Shit fries,until I attempted2explain the potato in the middle shouldn’t be raw http://post.ly/1m2D4

Maria's. Men. Vodka. Meal. Vodka. Did I mention the vodka?

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Mar 18 2011

Bang, Crack, No Key!

Category: Kazakh Driving,PersonalChrisM @ 2:13 am

Driving our new car around Astana these past three weeks has not been as scary or involved any insurance claims so far. Taking it easy when roads have ice without recent gritting, driving properly (leaving large enough gaps should I need to brake suddenly and never braking hard or accelerating whilst traversing a bend or turning at a crossroads), and flicking the all wheel drive system to full (rather than auto) when ice and snow are abound has meant that I haven’t been tearing out what little hair nature has left me.
However, as previously tweeted, we’ve already been reversed into (followed by an attempted drive off) whilst parked, and this past week I did clip a car’s wing mirror when trying to ensure I didn’t cross a double white (unbroken) line near a junction that is infamous for policemen being stationed at and threatening huge fines and/or driving licence removal.
The car has been behaving itself so far (touch wood), with just an occasional complaint that it can no longer detect the keyless key (!?!) as being close enough. Given that the ignition doesn’t use a key, the closest place to keep them whilst driving is in a cup holder under the car stereo. Keeping them in my pockets seems to cause more alerts, so I’m just hoping that the cold is somehow effecting the distance at which the car senses the keyfob, and that when Spring arrives properly, our Suzuki will not have panic attacks thinking that someone is stealing the car!


Mar 18 2011

Anti-Balloon, Pro-CBT

Category: In The Media,Kazakhstan,VideosChrisM @ 1:34 am

An article over at eurasianet.org seems to have completely missed the real reason why some young men attacked a group raising awareness of a campaign to boycott the upcoming presidential elections. Before continuing, I’d ask you to at least watch the video below, if not also read their article.



Now it seems obvious to me that the youths recorded in that clip were in no way acting on behalf of Nur Otan or anyone politically affiliated with this country’s beloved president. They were not attempting to stifle the Alga! DVK activists attempts at publicising the campaign. No, these poor boys obviously have severe globophobia (though not ligyrophobia one can safely assume) and either felt the best way to remove the dangerous balloons from their situation was to pop them, OR perhaps a well trained psychologist had encouraged their behaviour as an attempt at cognitive behavioural therapy – proving to themselves that the act of a balloon (no matter what the message on them) bursting was not something to break out into a cold sweat over.
When you see the thugs scared youths hide their faces, they are not attempting to disassociate themselves from any non-existent harassment of opposing political viewpoint holders, but genuinely concerned that their friends and family may well recognise them and stigmatize them all for their overwhelming fear of balloons. Eurasianet owes these innocents a large apology, and I just hope that local justice officials will take note of political activists’ selfish tunnel vision at the time when they tried to protect these panic attack inducing balloons from a just demise.


Mar 12 2011

Good Night Out

Category: Eating Out,PersonalChrisM @ 2:27 pm

Dave was back in Astana this week, so a few of us met up for a bite to eat and a few drinks. Guns and Roses was the obvious choice for a destination, so around 10 of us turned up. Walton was the first to arrive (who sadly is leaving Kazakhstan soon 🙁 ), and I arrived a little later. I had been worried about being late, but it took a good couple of hours for all to turn up, so I didn’t feel so guilty. After a little confusion over tables (it is possible that we didn’t reserve one in advance, but an innocent smile (“You’ve lost our reservation? That is a shame, perhaps you could double check?” and the promise of a fair few ex-pats spending money soon found us with a table that had a reserved sign whipped away. It was a Friday night, so I was quite surprised to find that 90% of the beers on the menu weren’t available (leaving just the expensive ones), so I decided to try a Long Island Iced Tea cocktail again. This seems to have a fair few spirits and a kitchen sink thrown into it, and compared to the premium beers, not too badly priced. I’ve no idea whether it is seen as a girly drink or not, but once the inevitable straws are removed, it doesn’t look too bad. The taste (when mixed by most of the staff) is quite pleasant, and you barely notice the alcohol content. As ever, the food itself was very tasty – I did spend a good five minutes trying to find an alternative to my default selection of a Bacon Cheeseburger (having written of their Schnitzel previously), but in terms of encouraging descriptions and reasonable price, the burger once again was the winner.
The house band came on a couple of hours later, meaning conversations were once again impractical, but the music (although not new) was quite varied, and everyone seemed to enjoy themselves. It was good to see a pretty good cross-section of the ex-pat community represented, as quite often people seem to meet in small groups, without much a crossover. In the end I left earlier than expected, as I’d become sober, and we didn’t seem to be likely to heading on to Chocolate anytime soon; combined with the fact that I was going to drive Anna & Irina over to Chubary in the morning if I was legal to drive, so rather than spending more money on enough drinks to remove my soberness, and arriving home as the dawn sun rose, I said my farewells and ambled down Republic Ave. looking for a taxi.


Mar 05 2011

At Goalkeeper,new management. …

Category: Eating Out,Friends,Pictures,TweetsChrisM @ 10:54 pm

At Goalkeeper,new management. Service not much worse,beer OK,same TVs,but food=gone downhill severely,quality&selection http://post.ly/1hnjZ

Dan At Goalkeeper Watching Arsenal Match. Crap Steaks.

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Mar 04 2011

Anna and Ira at the Assorti in…

Category: Anna's Videos,Eating Out,TweetsChrisM @ 7:42 pm

Anna and Ira at the Assorti in Keruyen shopping centre. 1st impressions, friendly/helpful staff, more roomy than Mega’s http://post.ly/1hTe3

Anna And Irina Merriman in Assorti, Kureyan, Astana, Kazakhstan

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Feb 26 2011

Four Limbs & Four Wheels Survived

Category: Kazakh Driving,Personal,PicturesChrisM @ 12:10 am

Today we finally had our new car back at home with us. Losha (Igor’s son (both of whom have been so incredibly helpful, along with Yerbalan, Ira’s Dad’s chauffeur with sorting all the paperwork and logistics out)) drove it from where it was being stored temporarily to our garage. Before I could drive it legally, or either Irina or I would want to drive it, we had to sort the car registration papers, the MOT (required even on brand new cars), the permission for me to drive it (first we needed to get the paperwork created at a legal office, then signed, scribbled on and stamped at the road police HQ), the bare bones insurance that is a legal requirement (basically third party only, same price for an 18 year old driving a Hummer as it would be for a 55 year old lady driving an old Lada!), the proper insurance so our car is actually covered, the winter tyres (and new wheels to put them on, so we only swap the wheels every couple of seasons, rather than removing the tyres as well), my driving licence to be officially translated, a set of remote control keys for our garage and probably something else I’ve forgotten. Anyway, the car is now with us, and this evening I drove it, and on Kazakh roads, and in an automatic, and on the right hand side of the road, for the very first time!
Having warned one friend that I’d potentially be on the same tarmac as him, he told me to forget putting some music on (something else I’d sorted before jumping in the car) for my first foray on to Astana’s roads. Each to their own, but I needed some tunes to stop obsessing over A) I’m driving a car with an automatic gearbox for the first time ever in my life. There is no freaking clutch pedal. How is this obviously possessed car not stalling each time I stop at a junction??? B) Proper icy roads to be driven on (once in a blue moon does this occur back in Britain). The main roads are absolutely fine, but some of the minor roads behind our flat (that provide the simplest access to the main road) are pure ice in areas C) Kazakh drivers are surrounding me!
Anyway, after circling (and figure of eight-ing) a few blocks radius of our home, I decided I had grown accustomed to this almost entirely new experience enough, and jumped onto a main road. A couple of turns later, I was now on the main road outside our flat, and dived into Astana Park’s car park, out the other end, under the bridge over the river Ishim (to effectively pull a subterranean U-turn below the main road I’d been driving on), back up onto the main road, and then home again. No one beeped at me, crashed into me or cut me up, mind you the roads were quite quiet 🙂
No photos from today, but when I saw the car in daylight for the first time yesterday (where it was being stored out of the -20/-30C temperatures), I grabbed a few shots, see below for our lovely little machine, with Anna posing in a couple (she saw the camera come out of a bag, and assumed the shots were to feature her).


Feb 22 2011

Dombra Hero

Category: Friends,KazakhstanChrisM @ 11:42 pm

Although I’ve mentioned it a few times, and linked to the old design once, I never managed to get around to writing a post dedicated to a great T-Shirt from a superb collection that a friend sells via redbubble. You can see how the new design looks on a hoodie in the image below, but don’t forget that they also sell various styles of t-shirts, children’s clothing and also stickers and different formats of prints. The company has managed to deliver to Kazakhstan and even Afghanistan in the past, so I’d not worry about items arriving.

Dombra Hero redbubble KZBlog

For those that missed out on the whole playing a pretend instrument on a console in time (occasionally 🙂 ) with a song, Guitar Hero was part of the inspiration for this design, with a Kazakh theme heavily applied, as the Dombra is a local two stringed instrument. Check through previous posts to see friends playing familiar songs on an instrument that PotUSA band members would be eager to try, I’m sure.


Feb 22 2011

G&R Phone Number Update

Category: Eating OutChrisM @ 11:10 pm

Subject to the use of AND , + , & , n’ or nothing between Guns and Roses Astana, this site is currently at the number 1, 1 and 2 or even 1, 2 AND 3(!) position in Google. I looked over their own site (finally ranking on the first page at least) and there no phone number! Also, the first business cards they produced listed a wrong number on, anyway, if you want to call them, +7 7172 591809 is the number. If you’re calling from an Astana landline, just 591509 is fine, if you’re calling from another Kazakh city, use 8 7172 591809. Obviously, if you’re using a mobile, you can use the full number including the international code (so you don’t need to manually edit the number if you’re not in Kazakhstan later on).


Feb 19 2011

Travelling Without Moving

Category: Kazakhstan,Videos,WeatherChrisM @ 2:21 pm

A friend of Ben’s uploaded this video to YouTube a couple of days ago. The slippiness could well be down to the fact that a day or so before, the weather actually got very mild, with temperatures above 0C. Some rain fell, which then sat on the road/pavements and re-froze, when Kazakh winter temperatures returned, along with a very biting wind. I’m not sure whether some of the people were “playing” in the wind, or whether they were all trying to cross from top right to bottom left of the screen, but you can see just how difficult moving around the city can be on harsh weather days.


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