Feb 10 2011

No Bangs, Just Honks

Category: Kazakh Driving,PersonalChrisM @ 9:57 pm

I need to speak to a friend before the weekend, to find out if their car is for sale or not. As you may have guessed, we are looking at buying one to use here in Astana sometime soon. Normally you just have a husband and wife with different priorities and preconceived ideas about makes and models, however with such a large investment as this, we need Ira’s parents’ help as well. This mean adding in another opinion, plus also taking on board the advice from his friends. (He hasn’t driven in a long time as his company provides a driver), whereas his friends are a lot more in tune with local issues re. servicing and parts availability.
Ideally (though unrealistically, price wise) I have been wanting a Subaru Impreza WRX or Mitsubishi Evo for years now, however a) they are just too pricey new, and the only ones we could afford second hand are either too high mileage, or suspiciously cheap (something major wrong or perhaps been in a nasty accident previously) and b) Irina doesn’t want too much power.
So, we are hoping to visit a few forecourts this Saturday (and assuming DaveG makes it to Kazakhstan, out the evening to catch up with him), just to get a feel for the cars that are available over here. There is the possibility of buying a new or second hand car in Germany and importing it over, mainly because the prices are more reasonable there. (Cars do not depreciate in value over here at anything like the same rate. Great if you’re wanting to sell your car, not so great if you’re just looking to buy). I’m wondering whether car salesman will be the same here in Astana as back in Britain, or whether they behave and look different? Perhaps bow ties are de rigueur as is a non-pushy approach to interacting with prospective clients?
Anyway, I’m looking forward to actually checking a few different models out in real life, as you can use Wikipedia, Top Gear’s site and google in general until the cows come home, but until you see a car for yourself from real life angles, with a good idea for scale, you can never be sure how you’ll feel about that model that caught your eye online.
As you may have guessed, it looks like my previous proclamation of “Me? Driving in this country? NEVER!” may well be over, but with Anna going to playgroup twice a week, food shopping and just visiting the in-laws each week, the cost of taxis is getting silly really, and during the winter at least, walking to most places is just not realistic. I had previously suggested buying an old Kamaz (big commercial truck) and fitting gun turrets, but locals think this wouldn’t go down well. Hey ho, time to compromise… perhaps “just” a train air horn?


Jan 20 2011

Coach not starting in the cold…

Category: Kazakh Driving,Pictures,TweetsChrisM @ 9:39 am

Coach not starting in the cold weather? Leave a blowtorch under it for 30 mins! You’ll probably need to zoom/squint… http://post.ly/1Vc19

Not Setting Fire To a Coach

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I’ve spoken to Irina, and this is apparently not unusual, at least with older vehicles!

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Jun 10 2010

Blade Runner On Thin Ice

Category: In The Media,Kazakh Driving,VideosChrisM @ 11:27 am

Irina sent me a link last week that I forgot to publish. I’ve found an accompanying video, so I suggest you watch that first…

Now, the exact details vary on the internet, depending which source you check, but whether he was on his way from or to an ice rink, driving with ice skates on has to be seen as particularly dumb. Some people said he was driving home because he realised he needed normal shoes to drive (how did he get to the rink?), others say he was trying to save time by not having to change when he got to the ice rink. In any case, driving and drinking alcohol (different countries have different laws/social norms I realise) to the point where you think that ice skates are safer than bare foot driving has to be a big no-no.

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Apr 27 2010

Family Friendly Taxis Of Interest?

Category: Kazakh Driving,KazakhstanChrisM @ 5:43 pm

Recently this blog has started to get a lot more traffic from people interested in life in Kazakhstan again, though I have not really been writing a lot more about Astana. One thought I had is to create a list of taxi companies that might be of interest to families living in the capital. One of the problems you find is that many cars either have the seat belts in the back hidden away, with the drivers not always wanting to pull up the seats to retrieve the anchor mechanisms. Worse than that, some cars have actually had the seat belts cut out off them, as people complain they “get in the way”. So, since Anna has been in Astana, we have tried to keep a list of drivers that own cars with working seatbelts – there isn’t a lot of point in using car seats otherwise. Would such a compilation interest anyone?
It is of course a generalization, but I’ve also found that the drivers that care enough to ensure their rear seatbelts are in good working order, also seem to drive a little more safely. One of the people we use the most definitely amends his driving style when there are children in the car.

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Apr 27 2010

Suggestions For Kazakhstan – Part VII

Category: Kazakh Driving,KazakhstanChrisM @ 5:40 pm

As previously suggested by a friend over here in Astana, and obviously moaned about by me most times I cross a road, the pedestrian crossings at traffic lights (that is to say those that have an automated timetable for when people can cross, as opposed to the newer variety, found away from crossroads, where you press a button) REALLY should be timed so that cars are NOT allowed to drive past at the same time as you cross. Granted, almost all the drivers do stop, or swerve to a different lane, but especially when icy conditions prevail, trying to cross a six lane road, knowing that cars could (literally) come spinning round the corner at any moment isn’t great.
Combine this with the fact that drivers waiting for their light to go green normally wait on top of the crossing that pedestrians use, and you can end up in some strange places at a four ways crossroad, just hoping you can get across in time. Obviously if Anna is with us, we pretty much don’t cross unless we have been waiting since before the green man is lit up, but other times, if it is just adults involved, you tend to cross when everyone else does, meaning some of the drivers turning right, whose lights have just turned red, are particularly impatient and want to get down the road quickly, before traffic from a different direction starts trying to cut them up, and effectively queue jump.

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Apr 03 2010

Suggestions For Kazakhstan – Part III

Category: Kazakh Driving,KazakhstanChrisM @ 1:40 am

Getting back to the Kazakhstan issues that have jumped back into my consciousness since returning to Astana (and admittedly this one isn’t exactly a calamity for us, as we don’t own a car in this country), a friend of ours was pulled over last year whilst driving in a perfectly normal manner. The reason the policeman stopped (and attempted to fine) him? His car was too dirty. We’re not talking about number plates being obscured (I agree, no matter the state of the rest of the car, whenever practical the number plates should be readable) or even his headlights being dangerously muddy (so cars travelling in the opposite direction at night might not see him in time), no, it was the main body that was deemed to be a disgrace to the city.
I don’t know if there was a visiting dignitary who had a lot of disdain for cars that aren’t sparkling, but TBH, there are SO many more issues the police could focus on with motorists before even considering the cosmetic appearance of a car. More on those other issues in the days to come 🙂
Anyway, if you want to be taken seriously, and not have accusations of possible supplementary income sources levelled at your police force, I feel a muddy car should not be a reason to pull you over.

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Nov 04 2009

Big Trucks Mean Big Tyres

Category: Friends,Kazakh Driving,KazakhstanChrisM @ 1:54 am

In Kazakhstan it is that time of year once again, when hundreds of car owners go through the annual ritual of changing their car tyres from the summer variety to the winter flavour – deeper tread and with metal pins to increase traction. In Astana this is essential due to the usual 5 months (November to March) where ice is a permanent feature of the road as temperatures stay well below freezing. When the snow and ice first appear late October/early November you’re always guaranteed to see a cluster of minor accidents due to the ice before the tyres are changed.

For some vehicles however it’s rather impractical to take them down to the local ‘Shinomontage’ (tyre/wheel repair and replacement place in Russian). Luckily excavation/earth moving vehicles that are used in mining do not require this procedure, though I’m guessing they must need replacing occasionally. See prologcentralasia.kz for an example of one of these monster machines and then here to see a bloke standing next to one the wheels, it must be at least twice his height – “Dave I think we’re gonna need a bigger jack mate…”

Posted for a friend that created their site (I helped to optimize a few images that were slowing down the load times), though no money was involved in this post, though a glass of coke might be demanded the next time we meet 😉

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Oct 23 2009

Tipped Over Driving

Category: Kazakh Driving,VideosChrisM @ 2:25 am

Almaty sees some Rally drivers showing off a little. When I say a little, I really do mean it – most of those moves seem to be pulled during the times when the roads aren’t closed off. OK, perhaps not the driving on two wheels, but other than Mel’s description of Vietnamese driving, I’ve not seen more scary than here in Kazakhstan!

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Oct 17 2009

Anti-Bling?

Category: Kazakh Driving,KazakhstanChrisM @ 11:34 pm

OK, so this one is out of order compared to the other Lucky21842 videos I’ve been catching up on, but I wanted to embed it now in case I forgot and closed the tabs down in Firefox on Monday when we return home. So, if you haven’t already seen them, there are a lot of YouTube videos that feature elite vehicles and excessive car accessories, parading up and down (and occasionally crashing) Almaty (& a couple of Astana) streets. The video below is a sort of antidote to such clips.

If you click the video, you’ll be taken to the proper page for it, where you can check out his other videos and see the comments left by other YouTube videos. I can understand where 777kuku777 (and indeed Jason/Lucky himself) is coming from when 777kuku777 says

Wahaha, you are so right about the Almaty cars, personally I don’t see the point of those videos. If it’s your car, then do whatever you want with it, make a video for you tube and what-not, otherwise, waste of time. P.S. Dude you being a gangsta is priceless though! Oh and next time for your version of almaty cars use some local songs would be even? funnier:)

However, if I was aware of the sort of media attention that Kazakhstan attracted in some of the tabloids abroad, and I felt proud of Almaty/Astana/Kazakhstan as well, I would want to make sure that people understood that cars were not pulled by donkeys, and that in all likelihood, there were more über-expensive dream machines parading around Almaty (at least) than in the European/American city of your average YouTube viewer…

Yes, I could have just left this as a comment on the video, BUT… 1) I’m currently signed into GMail. Which is tied into my old banned YouTube account. I’d have had to sign out, delete all Google related cookies, sign into YouTube, leave a comment, then re-sign into Gmail (I haven’t yet set up a separate FireFox profile on Ira’s Mum’s PC). Unless you have a banned YouTube account, you have no excuse – go check all the videos out, leave comments, and if you like Lucky’s output as much as me (you there, stop sniggering at the back), consider subscribing …. oh and 2) I ramble too much. Youtube comments are restricted to around 1000/1500 characters? I normally exceed that length. It is a miracle of modern science/txt speak & deliberate lazy spelling that I ever manage to convey anything in a single tweet!

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Aug 24 2009

Just seen strange police escor…

Category: Kazakh Driving,TweetsChrisM @ 6:48 pm

Just seen strange police escort-1 cop car w/sirens blaring&4TV channel trucks!Maybe interviewed pres&need footage back in time4evening news?

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