Apr 22 2008

Inferior vs. Lucky Underwear!

Category: In The MediaChrisM @ 11:12 pm

Inferior Boxer Shorts vs. Lucky Knickers

Firstly, we have respected Newsnight presenter, Jeremy Paxman, complaining that Marks & Spencer’s normally reliable lines of underwear has seen a marked decline in quality recently. Apparently, ‘Their pants no longer provide adequate support’! He also complained that M&S’ socks were getting holey far too quickly. Now the question is, are Jeremy’s toes getting too old and gnarly, or should people start shopping around for better brands?

Secondly, we have Mrs Marsey’s potentially life saving knickers. Some younger members of her family were attempting to fry some food, and didn’t initially notice when the fire started. Thinking on their feet, her nephew and son grabbed some of her underwear, and proceeded to suffocate the flames in time. Check here for more information.

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